What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
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When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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What did March say to the madness?