What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?