What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?