What did the bicycle call its dad?
Pop-cycle.
What tree has the most bark?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?