How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
It's over-bored.
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?