Surprise!!!!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
When should baseball players wear armor?