What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the sick chicken say?