What did the sick chicken say?
I have the people pox.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?