What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
A figuring-it-out skater.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do elves learn in school?