What animal has the most fun?
Ponies. They are always horsing around.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?