What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?