Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
There was no history class.
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?