What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What day is your mom always right?
How much does freedom weigh?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?