What car always breaks the rules?
A Nissan Rogue.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?