What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How is cat food sold?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?