What do eggs say after a long day at work?
I'm fried!
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?