What tree has the most bark?
The dogwood.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What day is your mom always right?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?