What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
No sun.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?