Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
They have a wool sweater.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?