What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?