What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?