What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What bird is losing its hair?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a cat's favorite board game?