What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
Why was the mime upset?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which founding father loves to sing?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's the richest basketball team?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?