Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why are books always so angry?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?