What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?