What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Board Game With A Twist
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?