What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
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What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What birds make average students?