What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which cats have the best manners?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?