Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
They're always milking it.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?