What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?