What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you give a sick pig?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?