Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What insect runs away from everything?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?