What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?