Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What does winter fat turn into?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?