What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What's the slowest 5k?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What bird helps you stay dry?