What bird helps you stay dry?
A t-owl.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did March say to the madness?