What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What is the most faithful insect?