Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?