Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
A dino-sewer.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?