Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?