Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
Are baby skunks cute?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are all priests fit?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?