Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
What's the holiest insect?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?