Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the Dorito say to his son?