Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It was a steam engine.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?