Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why do math teachers love hiking?