Why do legumes gossip so much?
They want to spill the beans.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does the sun drink out of?