Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Because it is cultured.
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?