Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?