Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Because it always beats around the bush.
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?