What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's the holiest insect?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?